Stupidest Thing the Phone Says

Stupidest thing ever said by a phone (and it says this every single time I reach someone’s answering machine:): “When you are finished recording, you may hang up.”

REALLY? YOU MEAN, I DON’T HAVE TO STAY ON THE LINE UNTIL THE TIME/SPACE FABRIC RIPS AND MY MOLECULES RETURN TO THE UNIVERSE WHENCE THEY CAME? OH, GOODIE!.

I don’t know; Maybe this corona-virus, social-distancing, sheltering-in-place thing is making me a bit testy.