The Difference Between Tim's Mowing and My Mowing

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After Tim mows the lawn, it looks like the outfield at Yankee Stadium. After I mow the lawn, it looks like the infield at the Colloseum … the Roman Colloseum, when the lions were done chomping on the gladiators.

Somehow, the yard doesn’t have that peaceful, “Tim’s-Been-Here” look to it, after I mow.

Somehow, the yard doesn’t have that peaceful, “Tim’s-Been-Here” look to it, after I mow.