Graving

You know how, when a woman is eight months pregnant and she starts cleaning and wallpapering the baby’s room, buying crib sheets, and so on, they call it “nesting?” Well, lately I’ve been “graving”; that is, looking for a good spot to spend the Life Eternal. For me, that’s the same place I’ve been spending the Life Infernal: Newburgh. So a few days ago, I was as proud and happy as a new mom when I finally received the deed to a cemetery plot for me and Tim. We’ll be side by side in St. George’s Cemetery, and we nailed down (pardon the expression) a great location just a few feet from Washington Street, so I can keep a (moldering) eye on Ward 2!

Here’s a photo of our peaceful-looking cemetery space, right next to a certain Mary Ellen Clark and in front of good old Ed (her hubby?). Join us by getting a few of these lovely plots for yourself and your whole family in this historic cemetery; they’re … uh … dirt cheap!

Anyone care to join me?